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Posted: 02/06/2011 03:39 AM
Bubba Had Shingles Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? Here's what happened to Bubba: Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room. A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, 'Shingles..' So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor. An hour later the doctor came in and found Bubba sitting patiently in the nude and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, 'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?' Bubba said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??'
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questions that haunt me
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Posted: 02/08/2011 10:59 PM
A door to door Salesman goes to a house and rings the doorbell, an 10 year old boy answers the door smoking a cigar and has a glass of whiskey in his hand. The salesman ask " Are your parents home?" The boy replies
" What the F**K do you think?"
Posted: 02/09/2011 10:25 PM
A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. After drinking it, he looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer. After drinking that one, he looks in his shirt pocket again and asks for another beer. This happens about another seven times before the curious bartender asks him, "Every time you order a beer, you look in your shirt pocket, why?"The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in there. When she starts to look good, I'll go home." ,%y^\\\. (/// .\\)) (((( ^ )))) (((|)_=_/((() ))))) ()))) / , | . \ / (* ^ *) \ / /|`--" `--"|\ \ / ." ,--. . ,--. ". \ __/ / /( \ / )\ \ \__ /--,' ( \ y / ) ',--\ \ "./ ," / `--/ /\--" / _) \ ROT (_ \ \_\
After drinking that one, he looks in his shirt pocket again and asks for another beer. This happens about another seven times before the curious bartender asks him, "Every time you order a beer, you look in your shirt pocket, why?"
The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in there. When she starts to look good, I'll go home."
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Posted: 02/20/2011 08:21 PM
This is funny.
Posted: 02/20/2011 10:56 PM
This soooo bad, but funny.
If I had the choice of disease between Parkinsons and Alzheimer's, I would choose Parkinsons. I would rather shake and lose some beer, than to forget where I put it.
Posted: 03/08/2011 11:23 PM
Deb, that was toooo funny!
Posted: 03/08/2011 11:54 PM
I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option
Posted: 03/14/2011 01:13 AM
Pirate said: "Avoid Ghetto"
I live in the Ghetto right now, but I saved up my pennys for a long time. TxJr is comming to move my tank out of it next weekend. Want to come watch. That aint no joke, I'm finaly out of the Ghetto!!!!!
Posted: 03/19/2011 02:34 AM
Posted: 03/19/2011 04:57 AM
texdeb said: A man is sitting at home on the verandah
A man is sitting at home on the verandah
Posted: 03/21/2011 11:34 PM
Forbidden fruits create many jams.
Posted: 03/21/2011 11:39 PM
Most Technical Diagnosis: PEBKAC. (Problem exists between keyboard and chair)
My favorite is the lady that called up to say her cup-holder on her computer broke. After a short discussion,
it was soon apparent she was talking about her DVD/CD drive.
Posted: 03/31/2011 07:50 AM
Thanks you for the post. Hi guys, Im a newbie. Nice to join this forum.
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Posted: 04/17/2011 03:13 PM
My neighbors son showed me this yesterday. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHMovx2Eo1s&NR=1
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